Erotic Male Fiction Writer Scott Pomfret Removed from Leadership at St. Anthony's Shrine

The vulgarity of appointing a lector who writes vulgar filth is history at St. Anthony's Shrine.

The buffoon, who describes himself as a "happy porn-writing Sodomite" is puzzled by the actions of the men who removed him, many of whom he says were interviewed for his book and said they had partners and were sexually active.

But Pomfret's latest book, a sarcastic memoir titled "Since My Last Confession," proved too much for the friars, many of whom were interviewed by Pomfret as he wrote the book. The book suggests that some local clergy, who are given fictional names, are sexually active, and is mocking toward Cardinal Sean P. O'Malley, the archbishop of Boston.

Many worshipers put pressure on the rector David Convertino to remove Pomfret.

"There were people who felt it was incompatible for someone to stand up publicly and say, 'I'm a pornographer, and I'm a lector at St. Anthony Shrine,' " Convertino said. "There's a public stance that he's taking, and it seems that most of this is to sell the book."

Pomfret says that the friars at the shrine were angry that their interviews were exposed as memoirs:

"I anticipated in my book that perhaps the archdiocese might boot me out, but it never occurred to me that it would be the friars," he said. "I am still kind of speechless - I am on some level amazed that it came from the friars, since these guys sat through interviews with me for the express purpose of this book."

The Archdiocese of Boston proudly boasted that although they knew what was going on, they had nothing to do with Pompfret's removal.

As a quid pro quo, the Shrine has ceased their monthly safe sex is happy sex meetings and is instead offering spiritual retreats and occasional events.

What a victory for the Lord!