Several months back, I came across Rick Perry's supposed conservative and pro-life credentials in blogosphere. Admittedly, I didn't know a lot about him and the write up made him sound like a perfect candidate for us.
He's just foisted STD vaccines on female children starting at age 11.
Women are too dumb, you see, to teach them how to recognize a man who isn't a pig. And, since we start sleeping around at 11, the government must force us to be vaccinated.
What a sexist heel.
When I smelled something stinky, I googled a bit.
Guess who he endorsed for President in 2008. Guiliani.
See ya later, alligator.