Thursday, September 1, 2011

Remember This Next Time You Run Into A Combox Crybaby

Those of us who were not born as the next coming of Mother Teresa can identify with this post. Here's a little taste of her talking points... I’m a big meany. I’m a mean, mean, meany-pants, and I carry a cane with me at all times, in case I see some pretty flowers that need whacking.
Take a closer look at an issue that is usually presented as black-and-white. Subtlety is not a sin. For instance, I can say, “People who dress modestly aren’t necessarily virtuous,” and that’s not the same as saying, “Let’s all wear hot pants to Mass.” Describe people in frank and colorful terms, if the goal is realism, not cruel mockery. Painting a recognizable verbal picture is not a sin, it’s just descriptive. Vagueness isn’t the same as charity. It’s wrong to encourage people to mock and look down on each other. But if my goal is to be clear and poignant when describing a scene, then specifics are fair play. Use figurative language without warning, “The following is a metaphor, and not intended as a technical manual or a page from the catechism.” Helpful readers often suggest that I add the words, “In my opinion” or, “I may be wrong, but it seems to me.” This kind of verbal clutter helps out writing the same way a crocheted dolly helps out toilet paper.
Priceless post.


ellie said...

I just love Simcha!

Carol said...

Ellie, Nice to hear from you.

I'm going to be in your neck of the woods in October and would love to meet. Drop me an email.

Matthew said...

Will do! That would be wonderful carol!

ellie said...

Actually, that is me not Matthew ( my son forgot to sign out before I signed in!)

Joseph D'Hippolito said...

Did Mrs. Fischer send a copy to Mr. Shea? That's the real telling point! ;)