Thursday, December 22, 2011

Michelle Obama's Padunkadunk

This is fun

It has always struck me as peculiar that Michelle Obama picked a fight against fat kids as her 'first lady' crusade considering the deck o' gluttony she is stacking in her own hindquarters.

If the government is going to tell children what to eat and how much of it to eat, what is not acceptable to look like, you don't pick the fatso in the White House as your spokesperson.


Dymphna said...

It is weird. We all have eyes and can see what Mrs. O looks like. She should stop telling me what to eat and check her own mirror.

Anonymous said...

But(t)! But(t)!

Miss Dymphna!

That is exactly the problem, is it not? She needs some wide, side-view mirrors just to see her - ahem - caboose, I surmise. ;)

Let's sing us a little ditty.

All together now....

Catechist Kevin

Steve "scotju" Dalton said...

Now Carol, don't be too critical of the First Lady's big bum! Everybody knows blacks want their babes to have back! (According to the words of Sir Mix-A-Lot.)

susan said...

"Michelle Obama's Padunkadunk"


Anonymous said...

You're all disgusting. If you think you're Christians, you have some thinking to do. What a mean spirited bunch of people. And you'll all be right there sitting in pews, wearing mantillas, being rude to others on Christmas Eve and Day. Jesus wouldn't recognize many of you.

Carol said...

Awwwwww. Look kids - the Grinch has showed up to tell us Catholics stink, stank, stunk!

Merry Christmas Mr. Grinch!

Anonymous said...

This was small of you. You're better than this.

Carol said...

Oh, lighten up! People made fun of George Bush all the time. Have you ever seen comedy central? People who pray are the butt of jokes - no pun intended!

The irony of Michelle telling children what to eat with that caboose is worthy of observing and having a little fun.

Anonymous said...

You really are an evil woman Carol. This is the worst Blog I have ever read that called itself Catholic! But good to know you are carrying on with the Devil's good work. You are not fit to enter a church let alone receive the Eucharist.
Wonder what you look like, no size 0 I venture!

Carol said...

This thread was about lady lardass tarring and feathering fat children as a unsightly and socially unacceptable. Destroying fat children's self-esteem is not a fiat of a first lady - even a skinny one.

What she is doing is evil. Drink the poison yourself.

Carol said...

p.s. You may wish to give the Chancery a ring and volunteer to write for Cardinal Sean's Blog. They could probably use another soothsayer of souls to call faithful Catholics people who do a disservice to the Church. They've got a full-time job on their hands now that we hav a couple of apostolates exposing corruption.

(If there's no room at the inn there, call Archbishop Vigneron. He's under seige right now and could use the help.)

pps - I'm a size 8 but would love to be a size 4! Size 0 is bulemia. I'd match my fanny to Michelle's anyday. (You'll recognize mine - I'm the one wearing underpants.)

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.