You can't make this stuff up.
Bill Clinton is a vestal virgin.
Our friend Janet Baker from Restore DC Catholicism said she's the queen of England.
Since it's clear blogging has all gone to my head, my story is I'm a blogocelebrity with paparazzi following me 24/7.
Mark Shea could be St. John Vianney and Elizabeth Scalia could be St. Therese of the Little Flower.
Cardinal O'Malley can be Cardinal Burke. Cardinal Burke could be the Pope. Bryan Hehir is Arnold Schwartznegger. James McDonough isn't a sheister. Joan Chittister is wearing a skirt and stilettos and the Jesuits wear pants, There is testosterone at 66 Brooks Drive.
When you put a magical hat on your snowman, they really do dance around.
If you're going to have a delusion, it should be a good one.