Since sitting in front of Our Blessed Lord in Adoration does absolutely nothing for them, they consulted the ouiji board and Cardinal O'Malley has decided to bring in a yoga master for sanskrit.
The goal of yoga, or of the person practicing yoga, is the attainment of a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility while meditating on the Hindu concept of divinity or Brahman. The word is associated with meditative practices in Hinduism, Janism and Buddhism.
I'll bet you didn't they couldn't get any weirder.
Off the record: my sources tell me that the women are so grateful, they have bought the Cardinal special red leotards and tutu, and will be presenting it at the first class. (It is a surprise, so please button your lips.) Sources also tell me Jim McDonough's former office has been turned into a space for the Hare Krishnas to do cleansing enemas, under the supervision of Mark Dunderdale.
It could happen!
Our friends at BCI have posted the contact information for the legumes who have oversight and accountability for the pagan ritual. Please give them a call or drop them an email.