Thursday, March 14, 2013

Nancy Pelosi Received Message from the Seagull


Dear Friend and Advocate of Abortionists Nancy Pelosi Stumping for an Invite to Papal Inauguration.

This is really something:
Pelosi expressed her "insatiable appetite" for every detail reported on the historical event, and she recounted how she absorbed the developments on TV as the news unfolded.

"You're always looking for signs. But when the bird was on the - did you see this? That there was a bird, a seagull on the chimney for like 40 minutes before the white smoke came
Wow.

Get it?

How could we have missed this rich symbolism?

The father, the son and the holy seagull.

What I wouldn't give to sit behind her at the inauguration, put some fried haddock and french fries under her chair and watch her run out of St. Peter's Square all Tippi Hedrin.

10 comments:

breathnach said...

Carol, these oddjobs who clamor relentlessly to secularize the Roman Catholic Church are the first to believe in any kind of nonsense.

Reminds me of the instruction scene of the Rex Mottram character in Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited.

----In Brideshead Revisited, Rex Mottram is determined to become a Catholic-- for reasons that have nothing to do with faith. Actually Rex has no interest whatsoever in questions of faith, and consequently he is quite happy to profess whatever beliefs are required of him. So the priest giving Rex his instruction reports this memorable exchange:

"Then again I asked him: 'Supposing the Pope looked up and saw a cloud and said "It's going to rain," would that be bound to happen?' 'Oh, yes, Father.' 'But supposing it didn't?' He thought a moment and said, 'I suppose it would be sort of raining spiritually, only we were too sinful to see it.'"

susan said...

"put some fried haddock and french fries under her chair and watch her run out of St. Peter's Square all Tippi Hedrin."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...breeeeeeeeeeth, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

nobody, nobody, NOBODY writes like you!

Restore-DC-Catholicism said...

For a moment there I thought you were going to say that the seagull had dropped some "revelation" upon her head. It would serve her right.

Adrienne said...

The father, the son and the holy seagull.

OMGosh! Laughing out loud!!!

TTC said...

Susan, that is probably a good thing!

Anonymous said...

Read and weep Nancy..In the Aparecida Document, a document that represents a joint statement by Latin American church leaders but presented by Francis in 2007, the leaders stated, “we should commit ourselves to ‘eucharistic coherence,’ that is, we should be conscious that people cannot receive holy communion and at the same time act or speak against the commandments, in particular when abortions, euthanasia, and other serious crimes against life and family are facilitated. This responsibility applies particularly to legislators, governors, and health professionals.”

Lynne said...

"put some fried haddock and french fries under her chair and watch her run out of St. Peter's Square all Tippi Hedrin."

I'm going to have to not read your blog at work... lol

TTC said...

I'm sorry - her spiritual prophecies from Jonathan Livingston Seagull got the best of me.

Didn't it strike you as odd that she claims she is 'always looking for a sign'?

breathnach said...

Carol,

I was out for fish and chips tonight and was guarding my plate in fear that The Bird-woman of San Francisco might be on haddock and fries patrol.Hilarious!

StevenD-Jasper said...

In all seriousness, this women has made a mockery out of Christ's holy Catholic church. She has caused a lot of scandal and damage. Hopefully someone will set her straight, I doubt it though...