Austin Whaley was arrested after busting in on a crowded bingo hall in Covington, Ky., filled with elderly women.
The 18-year-old yelled “bingo,” and the hall erupted in chaos.
“When they realized it wasn’t a real bingo, they started hooting and hollering and yelling and cussing,” arresting police officer Richard Webster told the Cincinnati Enquirer. “People take their bingo very seriously.”
When Whaley refused to apologize, the officer arrested him on a disorderly conduct charge.
He woud have been safer taunting the taliban.