Suicide Notes for Homework at Swanky New York School

Recently, teachers at a swanky New York school told their students:  Here kiddies, read this book and then tell us the reasons you want to commit suicide.

I wonder if it was diocesan. 

Sounds like something the Chancery would do, doesn't it?

The parents called it 'inappropriate'. 

Is that the right word for it?

It's freeken nuts.  Dangerous.  An act that should end in somebody's termination, tuition refunds and counseling.

These parents are paying $41,000 dollars a year and this is what they are teaching their children is Literature?  

What's music?

Coordinated belching and flatulence? 

What a rip off!