Maybe we could have a contest for the most creative ideas to disguise sin.
Why not call all sleeping around something really cutesy.
Rolling on the hay?
I have an idea.
Let's scratch all the language about adultery, fornication, sodomy and call it something androngynous but fun, like....making whoopie.
We could use Frank Sinatra's theme song.
Another bride, another June.
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For making whoppie.
I am a little flummoxed about what to do with the Sixth Commandment.
Though shalt not make whoppie still doesn't get Pope Francis where he wants to be.
Oh wait..that must be where pretending Commandments and Doctrine doesn't exist comes into play.
I cannot stand another day of these horses asses.
Going to be a long painful two weeks of coverage here at TTC!
p.s. They did not discuss a new name for the devil but I am rooting for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.