Friday, January 16, 2015
I loved this one - Our lady of good intentions, our lady of those who mean well. I always refer to the Vatican II moonbattery as 'our lady of the mattress'.
This one rocks: Priest can't wait to hear your whole life story in the Confessional.
I don't even get into any detail on Commandments I've broken unless I need to to clarify. I raffle off the Commandment violated and badabing, badaboom. Most don't even ask for any more details and they proceed to pastoral counsel they think you may need, penance and the Absolution. In and out. Save the sob stories for your relatives and friends.
And a bonus: This one is a little vulgar but cracked me up.