Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Catholic Proabort Politicians are Despondent; Petition/Counter Petition


With the illumination that Pro-Life Catholics desire to give momentum to Catholic Politicians faithful to the tenets of our religion, abortion advocating Catholic politicians are despondent at the shocking news that they're betraying their faith.

They have never heard this insulting revelation before from the rock they're under.

And, they're dismayed that people are fundraising to accomplish their political aspirations.

Where in America has this ever been done before.

Senator Kerry is whimpering in the corner with a spokesperson who doesn't have her Bernadin seamless garment talking points memorized

“At a time when the whole cloth of Catholic teachings demands we work together to find answers for so many who are suffering in this world, it’s disappointing to see incendiary political fundraising rather than good-faith efforts to promote the common good and work together to reduce the number of abortions,” Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith wrote in an e-mail."

You know...the whole cloth.

The whole nine yards.

The whichamacall it.........The cloth without the holes.


In a good-faith effort to promote the whole common good cloth, Catholics United is circulating a petition on behalf of the catatonic Catholic proaborts.


I can trump this cartoon.

United Catholics Circulate Counter-Petition to President Barack Obama
to denounce divisive tactics of Catholics United.

Calls for return of money for inappropriate use of of government agencies
and unfaithful Catholic periodicals to ambush faithful Roman Catholics


Dear President Obama;

Once again, operatives with strong partisan ties are misusing faith to achieve their political ends.

Today, the unfaithful organization Catholics United run by an official of your campaign, Elizabeth Frawley Bagley was limping along trying to get traction out of a story that Roman Catholics are tired of leadership misrepresenting dogma in the public square and are fundraising to give momentum to politicians who embrace our ideals to give us a voice on Capitol Hill.

I know what you're thinking: It's as crazy for faithful Catholics to have taxation and want representation on Capitol Hill as it is AfroAmericans. Yet, as a wise man once said, we have dreams too, that someday folks will judge Catholics by the content of our character. We shall not be deterred. We will not be intimidated. Our political dreams, of course, are deflated by a 2000 year history of martyrdom - but oddly, the gravitas of evangelizing in the public square only gets more zealous. Go figure.

Considering the divisive tactics this rat pack initiative has participated in , our feelings are hurt. In fact, we're so paralyzed and depressed we are being spoon-fed soup.

You have officially stated that you reject divisive politics and that's a good first step but more needs to be done, especially if their grassroots adviser God O Thunder gets out of jail. Together with our friends in the Roman Curia, can you send us 76.9 million applications for the witness protection program? All people of faith have reason to be offended by Catholics United divisive tone.

We are calling on President Obama to 1) clarify to all those who are stalked and threatened that he does not support these attacks on the Catholic faith and 2) ask Elizabeth Frawley Bagley to return all the funds raised by this campaign or put them to good use in this time of economic crisis by donating them to Catholic Advocate.

Please sign my petition and ask President Obama to help right the wrongs of these degrading tactics.

United Catholics is a group of hundreds of thousands Catholics.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How utterly asinine.


Obama addressing the Nation trying to foster unity on one hand and on the other, these loose cannon crackpots.

No way is Obama this stupid. He's going to be hypocrisy torpedoed with his own "Catholic network".

I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaahh.

Catholic's United, they are so, ya know, so committed to merciful acts of justice.

When you look up Blessed are Those Who Are Merciful, a picture of Catholics United is there.

What a pathetic display on Ash Wednesday.

Oh well, you know what they say about the animus of reprobates on holy days. They are writhing in pain.

Jack