Rielle Hunter

Where would one begin.

He loves her until death do them part?

First of all, they're not together so how can they part.

More importantly, it's crystal clear that should she get sick, he'll be partin' a lot sooner than death.

This week, she took off her slacks and underpants and sat around her place with the staff from GQ to explain what a huge, huge humanitarian, honest and truthful man Johnny was and then boohooed to Barbara Walters about how shocked, shocked I tell you she is at the photos of her.

Johnny, the honest and truthful humanitarian who cheated and lied to his wife, lied to the public, hoodwinked her into saying that after Edwards rolled off her, she slept with another married man on his staff and the child was his, is nowhere in sight.

I actually feel sorry for this woman. She's been lied to, used and thinks the serial liar actually loves her.

There's a sucker born every minute.