Rielle Hunter

Where would one begin.

He loves her until death do them part?

First of all, they're not together so how can they part.

More importantly, it's crystal clear that should she get sick, he'll be partin' a lot sooner than death.

This week, she took off her slacks and underpants and sat around her place with the staff from GQ to explain what a huge, huge humanitarian, honest and truthful man Johnny was and then boohooed to Barbara Walters about how shocked, shocked I tell you she is at the photos of her.

Johnny, the honest and truthful humanitarian who cheated and lied to his wife, lied to the public, hoodwinked her into saying that after Edwards rolled off her, she slept with another married man on his staff and the child was his, is nowhere in sight.

I actually feel sorry for this woman. She's been lied to, used and thinks the serial liar actually loves her.

There's a sucker born every minute.

John Edwards Paternity Kefuffle Heating Up

With Andrew Young admitting he was paid to pretend he fathered Reille Hunter's child,there are rumors that Elizabeth Edwards is posting on a blog under the name of Cherubim.

Upset about Hunter and her daughter Quinn have moved to a community nearby the Edward's North Carolina summer home, Elizabeth is purportedly painting Hunter as a blackmailing goldigger.

Sing with us ye Seraphim.

In a proposal for the book, Young contends that Elizabeth blamed him for helping her husband carry on the affair and forced Young to quit the campaign. He also alleges that Elizabeth left taunting messages on his family's answering machine - telling his wife, Cheri, that Rielle supposedly had slept with Young and that she was likely to again.

Along with claiming that Edwards and Hunter made a sex tape, the proposal alleges:

Edwards had had affairs with other women on the campaign trail.

When Edwards was forced to call off a birthday date with Hunter because he found out that Elizabeth's cancer had returned, an unsympathetic Hunter screamed at him.

After learning of the affair, Elizabeth made John sleep in their barn though she would wake him up with accusatory rants.

What a dysfunctional and emotionally dramatic mess.

Tentacles back to Teddie:

Ted Kennedy once told Young about a would-be assassin who managed to get into his Senate office because one of his bodyguards was having a gay liaison with one of his top aides.