The Tenth Crusade
Saturday, September 3, 2011
The Economy is So Bad...
The Economy is So Bad ………
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword and the other is by debt."
John Adams, 1826
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
Ok, the long weekend has gotten to you! hahahahaha Love the post!
The terrorists knew exactly what John Adams knew when they flew those planes into the twin towers.
my preist gave a homily today that was pretty good, about how we should start makings things in america again...about how whenever we call customer service it's someone from India, etc, etc.
He a jesuit but he's pretty good. I'm lucky our parish has good preists..
jasper
Post a Comment