How about...

...that little cleverhole Obama, thinking he was outsmarting the republicans? Way to reach across the aisle and bring the country together, eh? He went a-scampering into the corner with his tail between his legs when the doodoo hit the fan. Fortitude does not seem to be one of his attributes does it. ....and how about all the drama between the tranvestites on dancing with the dysfunctionals? Some pregnant transvestite is moping around journalists because she got dumped for Chastity Bono. ...and how about Archbishop Dylan's Birdcage memorial at St. Paul the Apostle for the souls massacred by terrorists on September 11th? Do you think there will be a tribute to the patron saint of clapping fornicators Michael Judge? A lot of drama while my lights were out!