From: Agent Keith L. Bennett Office
Assistant Director, Inspection Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA
Urgent attention
I am special Agent Keith L. Bennett from the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Inspection Division. We have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our Bureau Head Quarters.
We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a total sum of USD4.1M and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes. Investigations carried out on the diplomat who accompanied the boxes into the United States has it that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as your contract/inheritance payment which was due you from the office of Finance Minister of the Federal Government of Nigeria.
We cross-checked all legal documentation in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking one very important documentation which as a result, the boxes have been confiscated until the required document is provided.
According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution on release of unclaimed consignment payment, your consignment lacks funds ownership certificate and for that reason you must contact me for direction on how to procure this certificate, so that your consignment can be legally cleared and okay for delivery to you.
You are required to contact this bureau within 72hours or we would take it that you do not want your consignment, and would move it to the treasury.
Also, you must not contact any other bank for any payment, because your payment is here in care of our storage vault team and will be released to you once you follow my directions.
Yours in service
Agent Keith L. Bennett
Assistant Director, Inspection Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA
5 comments:
You don't suppose this is from the USCCB, do you?
Well, they are slightly better in spelling and grammar than the usual scam letter. Not much, but slightly. Now the pea-brains need to learn the rules of capitalization.
Pray for those who are stupid and/or greedy enough to fall for this tripe.
Give the money to Mark Shea. The poor man is always whining about not having enough dough to cover health care expenses. LOL!
Those who believe such a message haven't hit the jackpot; they have been hit by one.
I got the same thing wool whoo
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