Tuesday, November 20, 2012
It is being reported this morning that world-renowned liturgical dancer Doris Griffin has tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs. A USCCB spokesman said that trace amounts of an illegal substance were found in Griffin’s blood early Monday morning. This comes just days after reports that Griffin’s trainer, Jake Stately, admitted that he had not only injected Griffin before “numerous Masses,” but that he also had one of the syringes used on the 56-year-old dancer. This woman was robbed. While the rest of us are somewhere focusing on Christ's Passion, Death, Sacrifice and Resurrection, this woman is thinking it's all about me. My dancing. Everyone will be watching me. Need drugs to perform. Wow. Just wow.