Monday, July 15, 2013

The Pope Launches Investigations on What Cars Priests are Driving

Ain't nobody got time for that.

We have priests slaying souls by the thousands and he out in parking lots snooping at what kind of cars they're driving?

What's next?

What kind of wallets are in their pocket?

What kind of shoes are in their closet?

What kind of phones they have?

What kind of glasses they're wearing?


JB said...

Someone wake me when his pontificate (or should I say bishopric) is over. Please.

Anonymous said...

This is not true - the story is exaggerated.

Dymphna said...

If this is what the pope has time to do then I guess the Church must be in great shape.... NOT.

TTC said...

I wish it was exaggerated.

I cannot tell you how upsetting this is when his priests are slaying souls.

He also refuses to sign his name with the double P which indicates he is the Pope. He is still signing as the bishop of Rome.

Still Sede Vacante.

I am reaching the level of disgust, sadly.

Pray for me.

Anonymous said...

As Fr Z notes (

... from the onset I was happy to see that it is [signed] “of the Supreme Pontiff Francis” and not from “Francis, Bishop of Rome”.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a doggerel verse sung by groups for marching cadence:

A rich man drives Cadillac;
a poor man drives a Ford;

But my old man comes down the hill
with four wheels on a board.

TTC said...

I know.

Except our old man is driving a mobile that coests one half million dollars.

Restore-DC-Catholicism said...

Hey! I wonder if this might apply to wacky nuns and their fancy buses!

Anonymous said...

apparently the nuns are safe on their luxury buses--word on the street in rome is that despite earlier reports, Francis told his minions to back away from the LCWR issue meanwhile LCWR told the watchdog Archbishop Sartain not to show up at their meeting and he is staying away. guess they can continue to ride in comfort