Since Thursday's Gospel contradicts his shtick, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to hear his homily.
Whatever town you enter and they welcome you,
eat what is set before you,
cure the sick in it and say to them,
‘The Kingdom of God is at hand for you.’
Whatever town you enter and they do not receive you,
go out into the streets and say,
‘The dust of your town that clings to our feet,
even that we shake off against you.’
Yet know this: the Kingdom of God is at hand.
I tell you,
it will be more tolerable for Sodom on that day than for that town.”
Keep your fingers crossed we don't hear that Jesus Himself was not as humble as he is.
God help this poor creature. There is almost something autistic about his uncensored flights of thought, which I still say are being taken out of context.
I got a boot out of this one.
explained his affinity for his namesake St. Francis and described how he was "invaded by anxiety" after he was elected, but then excused himself from the Sistine Chapel, closed his eyes and was filled with a light that enabled him to accept the job.
And now, every time he opens his mouth, the rest of us are invaded with anxiety!
In the latest leprosy of the piehole, he said the greatest evil in this world is...drumroll....youth unemployment.
What?!! Not their messy bedrooms and stinky gym bags?
With a crackerjack crew pulling up to the trainwreck at the Vatican to put pen scratchings on the Constitution written by Blessed Pope John Paul II, I can't wait to see what's next.
Whooh boy, could this get ugly.
On the bright side, observing the crew assembled, I'd say eating ourselves into bigger pants will be among the reform of the reforms.