Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Luminary at the Holy See Exclaims: We just can't go on like this!!!

I know what you're thinking.

The Holy See reviewed the catastrophic results from the Vatican survey on the efficacy of catechesis and moral theology and they are aghast at the ineptitude of bishops and clergy.

They have dressed themselves in hairshirts, sackcloth and ashes and are crying out.. We cannot go on like this!! Penance, Penance, Penance!!


Well, brace yourself.

You know the uncatechized people who answered the questions all wrong?

The 'spirit' is pushing to recruit them to run the central government at the Holy See.

The Church definitely needs this. We have a Congregation for Bishops, for Religious Life and for the Clergy, but the Laity only gets a Pontifical Council even though they are a majority within the Church. We cannot go on like this.

Splendid idea gentlemen!! Just splendid.

The fix is in.

More foxes in the Hen House please!

They're they go.. off to brainstorm about the Synod!


JB said...

How did the Church ever get by without this new Honduran guy?? He knows which direction the Holy Spirit is "pushing." He must be having private revelations.

Steve Dalton said...

What a clucking idiot!