Maybe if we rush this over to Cardinal Kasper, they can include it in their treatise on the modern family

Teenager marrying her father.

If they're seeking God in their relationship who are we to judge?

After all, they may have children and we wouldn't want to give them the idea that what Grampa and Mommy did is offensive to God.

Maybe they too can become Church leaders who teach the people the good that comes from incest.

They can share living expenses.

They are keeping each other from loneliness.

What were some of the other things on the new pastoral bent of hoodwinking the congregation into moral chaos?

Is it too late to produce a video for the Pontifical Council for Culture on what these two poor misguided creatures 'think about their body'?