Now that Mayor Marty Walsh has turned children's parades into public confessions of sexual conduct and misconduct, I wonder what family and children's events Marty will foist sex into next.
Catholic Feast Day Parades. Marty could add Boston parades named after other Catholic Saints, each one with it's own sexual theme. A patron saint for each parade: people who proudly have one night stands, people attracted to prostitutes, people attracted to phone sex, people attracted to sadomasochism.
Nobody would acknowledge his antiCatholic bigotry and mockery of the Catholic religion for what it is.
Italian Catholic Feasts in the North End. They could add parade floats to ride behind the statues of the Holy Family and Catholic Saints and the children could pin money on people who tell tourists about their sex life.
Disney on Ice. The skaters could push a chariot loaded with people wearing shirts about the sex they have and tell all the children to yell 'woot-woot'.
Barnum and Bailey's Three-Ring Circus. All the lights could be turned off and they ride in on elephants and the children could salute with light-up phallic symbols.
Swan Boats. A swan boat could be designated for each type of sexual attraction.
The Chancery would say they're not sponsoring the events so it has nothing to do with them.
Cardinal Dolan could serve as the parade marshal.
The Knights of Columbus could sponsor floats to help all the little children.
The Jesuits at Boston College could invite Marty to be the commencement speaker.
The Pontifical Council for Culture could make an infomercial for each parade.
The Roman Curia could work them into October's Synod on the Family.
Pope Francis could invite everyone to Communion after the parades.
Patheos could attack Catholics who disapprove of the errors, omissions and craven conduct of the shepherds.
You can't make this stuff up!