Admit it...Paul Ryan Scares the Ever Living Sh*t out of You

From the Onion.

I’m young, I’m handsome, I’m smart, and I’m articulate. And that scares the ever-loving sh*t out of you. You can pretend like you have this thing in the bag, but you know good goddamn well that this race just got real interesting, real fast....

Is it because, even if you strongly disagree with my beliefs on Medicare, Social Security, women’s rights, and marriage equality, you know my talent as a speaker and my well-thought-out approach to these issues—no matter how radical and convoluted you find them—might just be enough to win over independent voters?

Do you get chills just thinking about how strong my appeal actually is?

I have another question for you: How scared are you that I can convince people I’m right? Because I’m good at it. No, I’m really good at it. You see, I know how to turn up the charm and charisma without putting people off. Then I back up what I’m saying with arguments that, when they come out of my mouth, sound completely accurate and well-reasoned. And I do it with such passion that people automatically recognize me as a man with deep convictions he will stand up for, no matter what.

The American people love that sh*t. They love it.

Great way to start the day.

GOP sending an ambulance with whoopass to the Weird Willard Show

All aboard.


If the rumors are true, of course. Let's hope he's kept his zipper zipped in Gomorrah

Funny there was no trial balloon. (Or, maybe there was and I missed it?!) I wonder if everyone on the short list declined?

Whatever. Finally, there is enough substance/oversight by the luminaries in the GOP to give this the green light.

I hope he puts the Social Security hoo-ha on the back burner. It's a Pandora's Box that will be exploited to turn senior citizens/class warfare buffoons into enemies.

If you're watching Barack Hussein's commercials, he's not even waiting to roll out the communism. They're going for it.

UPDATE--It's confirmed!