A local Boston Catholic has enlightened Boston Bloggers with information relating to a longstanding unsolved mystery: the disastrous stratagem of public relations of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston.
Our conclusions after watching the train wreck for years was that the media and public relations of the Archdiocese couldn't do a worse job if they were intentionally trying to sabotage the Cardinal's relationship with practicing Catholics.
It turns out that whilst Rasky Baerlein (the outside public relations firm which handles the nightmares of the Archdiocese and its internal communications director Terry Donilon) has been mishandling public relations of the Cathedra, Rasky has been simultaneously working to legalize marijuana.
As God is my witness, I can't tell you what a relief it is to know the head-scratching media relations of the Cardinal Archbishop of Boston is being galvanized by potheads.
"We, the unwilling, led by the incompetant, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing."
~Blessed Mother Teresa, pray for us.