I'm sure you've all read it by now.
He is holed up in the Chancery comforting himself from blistering critics, reminding himself that Jesus ate with sinners.
Don't we all realize that if didn't sit down and eat with people who disagree with him, he'd be eating alone?
How condescending. What does he think parents are doing with children from puberty to age 30?
Second Vatican Council
Is this from the Onion?
Mary Ann Kreitzer asks a brilliant question, do you suppose for one nanosecond that if Obama's policies legalized stabbing in the neck and sucking out the brains of Bishops, he'd be inviting him to entertain wealthy donors with jokes at his frau-frau event?
After a phone call from the Cardinal, Bill Donohue has had an epiphany: If we want to change the culture, we must book swanky events and invite political oppressors to entertain us.
That mission statement pretty much puts him right out of business. I'm on the edge of my seat. Does that mean he'll be booking his own retirement event hosted by Nancy Pelosi and Kathleen Sebelius?
I wish we thought of that before the twin towers and 2000 Americans were blown to smitherines.
Think of the possibilities.
We could turn Homeland Security into a Five Star Restaurant.
Hillary and Barack's Operation Ethnic Cleansing of Catholics and Christians in Serbia and the Middle East could all be avoided over falafel.
Think of all the lives that could have been saved if the Third Reich had been invited to entertain donors over a little wienershnitzel in a Chancery in Auschwitz.
When they look at us sitting in the pews, do you think the Bishops see rubber balls at the ends of our noses?
Let's be clear about what this is and what it is not.
Cardinal Dolan is suffering from the same affliction that got the best of St. Peter. When the enemy is set to murder and execute, "saveth thine own backside".
This manifests itself by running into the camp of the enemy to mingle among them, gathering around their fire to keep your flesh safe and warm.
The name of the affliction begins with the letter "C" and rhymes with "Howard".
Your Eminence, We are here to remind you that God sees what you are doing.