Wednesday, October 31, 2012
If you are a parent of a child under the age of 21, hide the household i-pads.
Doug Kmiec awoke from the coma on All Hallow's Eve to perform his semi-annual groveling to be relevant publicity stunt.
He had an epiphany and has a halloween message for Catholics. Guess his message from the following:
a. I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen.
b. Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
c. Didn't you...didn't you use to have that on the other side?
d. Put ze candle back!
e. Obama is as Catholic as the Pope.
He said it was a no-brainer.
Truth is stranger than fiction.