A mysterious photograph has surfaced of a spurious cast of characters sitting in a meeting with Pope Francis as his residence.
Some say that the Holy Father himself is holding a “shadow Synod” at his residence, Santa Marta.
When was the last time any parent of good faith made plans for their children's salvation and rounded up the heretics to help you architect the plan?
As the highest ranking father of Christ's family, I can just imagine the intellectual processing that ends with surrounding yourself with heretics to advise you.
step 1: Your goal is to get as many people possible into living every day maintaining a state of Sanctifying Grace.
step 2: You think about what kind of ideas you want to employ and you look for people who have expertise in those ideas.
step 3: You select people who have been telling your family to sleep around with whoever and whatever you want because the Church loves breaking commandments.
step 4: When other people start pointing out the reasons why these ideas can't be used, you say no me interesso un cazzo and you pick up the heresy where you left off.
It makes perfect sense.
And when they get hungry, he puts porta-potties on the dining room table and passes out matches.
We are not as stupid as we look!